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Bubba's Baseball Bashers Bonanza
Southern Recruiting & Showcase Service


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Bama Bomber
posted January 02, 2002 10:54 AM
I think I'll start a Southern Recruiting & Showcase Service: Bubba's Baseball Bashers Bonanza, LLC.

We'll hold ten (3-Day) events a year at a cost of $499.99 per event to the participants.
We will guarantee that you will be seen by a professional scout and a college recruiter;
Be listed on our website, which is fully accessible to every college coach in the nation that has the time to surf the internet for his players;
Get a Bubba's Best Bashers tee shirt;
Furnish you a place to stay (better bring your own sleeping bag and pillow); feed you once each day (hope you like pinto beans, cornbread, & onions - plenty of sweet ice-tea):
And a signed baseball from Bubba himself.

For a modest additional fee of $99.99 we will put you on The Bubba's Best Bashers List (throw in another $50 [cash only] and get in the top 100) . For an additional $49.99 we will send you a copy of this prestigious list (scouts/recruiters only have to pay $19.95 per copy).

Attend all of our events will automatically place you in the top 100 and we will send your Player Profile to every major league club in the USA with a special letter from Bubba himself recommending you as a quality player.

Our events will be played on the best outdoor facilities (available) in the following places:

#1- Chalkville, Alabama (Hittin'In The Lines Showcase)
#2- Smackover, Arkansas (Hittin' Homers Showcase)
#3- Ball Ground, Georgia (Fieldin' Grounders Showcase)
#4- Slaughter, Louisiana (Run Up the Score Showcase)
#5- Guntown, Mississippi (Radar Gun Special Showcase)
#6- Cement, Oklahoma (Runnin' Showcase)
#7- Gloverville, South Carolina (Catchin' The Ball Showcase)
#8- Ducktown, Tennessee (Dodgin' Them Heaters Showcase)
#9- Cut and Shoot, Texas (Tern The Double-Play Showcase)
#10- Blue Mound, Texas (Gettin' Shelled On The Mound Showcase)

We accept cash, money orders or cashier's checks only made out to Bubba's Baseball Bashers Bonanza, LLC. Absolutely NO REFUNDS.

Hurry while we have spots available! Sign up for all ten events and become a Golden Bubba Basher. This exclusive honor will entitle you to extra beans and cornbread, extra straw in the barn loft, use of the outhouse (w/ moistened corncobs) instead of the designated tree and $1.95 off each event bringing the grand total to only $4,980.49 for the complete package - what the hey, just make the check out for $4,900.00 even. AND, you will be automatically added to the Bubba's Best Bashers List in the top 100 and receive a FREE copy of the list. WHAT A BARGAIN?! Better hurry and sign up, before the limited number of players is reached.

Addendum 1: There will be plenty of room in the adjoining pastures for vendor booths. Call me for prices at BR-549.

Addendum 2: We will not accept food stamps, "shine", eggs, chickens, hogs or possums as payment.




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bbscout
posted January 02, 2002 11:10 AM
Where do I sign up?
Last edited by FormerObserver
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