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JCG posted:

Fun times:

Kid's due at the airport tonight at 9:30.  He gets mom on the phone.

Kid - Hey, I'm at the airport. Where are you guys?

Mom  - Uhhh........................... Your flight is tonight.

Kid - No, I'm here now.

Mom - ...........................you're f-ing with me, right?

I get on the phone.

Me - what's up buddy?

Kid - are you going to send me my boarding pass?

Me - Sure. Do you want me to call an Uber for you?

Kid - I can do that.

Me - And hold your hand while you cross the street?  I sent you the confirmation number.  Use that to check in online.

Kid - I know.  I tried and it just showed me the flight info and wouldn't let me check in.

Me - Hold on.  ( I look at the website, all is right)  It's fine.  Button on bottom left. Try it again.

Kid - OK. Love you. See you tonight.

I come to a realization.  Duh!   Call the kid back.

Me -  I think I sent you the Christmas flight info. I'll send you the one for tonight right now.  I hope you learned something.

Kid - what?

Me - Don't f with your mom.

 

Awesome...my first official laugh of the day.  Thank you!!  Happy Thanksgiving

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