The natives are getting restless, time for fall dice baseball!
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Beings that I was on the championship team...Let the trash talk begin...
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Beings that I was on the championship team...Let the trash talk begin...
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TPM,
I am ready.
I will play any position on the field - bat anywhere in the order.
I just want a shot at the Moose.
I am ready.
I will play any position on the field - bat anywhere in the order.
I just want a shot at the Moose.
Ok, I'll be the newbie to ask.
What is fall dice baseball?
What is fall dice baseball?
Do you think he heard my request?
iheartbb,
It's what we live for here once a year, I am hoping we could get in some for the fall. Considering how things are going around here, one can be as nasty as they wish, all in good fun.
I was thinking we could actually have a reason to be nasty on purpose.
iheartbb,
It's what we live for here once a year, I am hoping we could get in some for the fall. Considering how things are going around here, one can be as nasty as they wish, all in good fun.
I was thinking we could actually have a reason to be nasty on purpose.
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The one with the horns hears everything....He is truly a Moose among men and women...
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The one with the horns hears everything....He is truly a Moose among men and women...
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TPM,
Moose are very observant - and also have a great sense of smell given the size of their snout
I guarantee - Bullwinkle knows about your posts already.
Moose are very observant - and also have a great sense of smell given the size of their snout
I guarantee - Bullwinkle knows about your posts already.
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TPM,
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TPM,
quote:It's what we live for here once a year, I am hoping we could get in some for the fall. Considering how things are going around here, one can be as nasty as they wish, all in good fun.
I was thinking we could actually have a reason to be nasty on purpose.
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Count me in, again...
...as a member of the defending champs.
...as a member of the defending champs.
Ok, I still don't really get it, but I'll put myself out there as a free agent.
iheartbb,
As a veteran of these games - I will warn you.
They are cutthroat - and you better pray that you get a good roll of the dice.
If not - you will be cyber stomped.
Ya Gotta Believe!!!
Bring it on Moose.
As a veteran of these games - I will warn you.
They are cutthroat - and you better pray that you get a good roll of the dice.
If not - you will be cyber stomped.
Ya Gotta Believe!!!
Bring it on Moose.
quote:Originally posted by iheartbb:
Ok, I still don't really get it, but I'll put myself out there as a free agent.
It's hard to explain how we play baseball over the internet, you'll get instructions.
Good thing you are a free agent because it is basically a "free agent" type of league.
Actually some of our players have been picked up after the game and have received quite a handsome signing bonus.
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In the spirt of education...fair play and HUGE gloating...here is a taste...of last years action....
Orlando’s All State Keyboards…roster
RHP - 27
AK - 13
JT - 7
0209Mom - 19
DD - 5
StillLearning - 15
DB2B - 1
Rz - 30
Creeks - 74
OB44 - ummm....44
GotWood - 365
catcherdad - 6
CoachB - 25
TPM's PPP's - Purple Pawtucket Paws...starting line up for the 2006 Dice baseball season.
Justbaseball - #24 pitcher starter
itsinthegame - #12 CF
catcher09- #17 catcher
jmePop #43 1st
FloridaHokie #18 3rd
LadyNmom #14 pitcher relief
Cleveland Dad #16 2nd
Beezer #23 RF
ssmom #0 9(is zero a number?) SS
playbaseball #6 LF
jerseydad #45 pitcher relief
FrankF #41 pitcher closer/stopper
Former Observer #38 DH/ catcher
Who can forget this stirring finish...
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In the spirt of education...fair play and HUGE gloating...here is a taste...of last years action....
Orlando’s All State Keyboards…roster
RHP - 27
AK - 13
JT - 7
0209Mom - 19
DD - 5
StillLearning - 15
DB2B - 1
Rz - 30
Creeks - 74
OB44 - ummm....44
GotWood - 365
catcherdad - 6
CoachB - 25
TPM's PPP's - Purple Pawtucket Paws...starting line up for the 2006 Dice baseball season.
Justbaseball - #24 pitcher starter
itsinthegame - #12 CF
catcher09- #17 catcher
jmePop #43 1st
FloridaHokie #18 3rd
LadyNmom #14 pitcher relief
Cleveland Dad #16 2nd
Beezer #23 RF
ssmom #0 9(is zero a number?) SS
playbaseball #6 LF
jerseydad #45 pitcher relief
FrankF #41 pitcher closer/stopper
Former Observer #38 DH/ catcher
Who can forget this stirring finish...
quote:“…Bottom Eight Inning
Keyboards
OB44 - ummm....44 (6,2) Fly ball to CF, 1 out
GotWood – 365 (2,2) Gotwood got all of that wood, that’s a shot off right center field fence for a stand up double. 1out
catcherdad – 6 (6,5) that’s a major league pop up, straight up and caught be the catcher. 2 out
CoachB – 25 (5,5) Intentional walk called by TPM. CoachB being the professional he is trots to 1st. GotWood at 2nd, CoachB at 1st 2 outs
RHP – 27 (6,4) RHP does it again single to right center field, but too soft to score GotWood from 2nd. Bases loaded with Keyboards. RHP made TPM pay for her decision. Still 2 outs
AK – 13 (3,3) CRACK! Ball hit oppo right down the line, this AK can run like to wind, here comes the throw…..off line, AK with a bases clearing triple to put the keyboards 9 to the Paws 7 3RBI’s, AK at third with 2 out.
JT – 7 (6,5) Fly ball to CF, caught…..3 outs,
but not before AK comes thru with a 2 out bases clearing triple to give the lead to the Keyboards 9 Paws 7, Paws coming up to bat.
Top Ninth Inning
Paws
ssmom #0 9(is zero a number?) (2,4) Swinging K 1 out
playbaseball #6 (1,6) Swinging K 2 out
jerseydad #45 (1,2) Ground ball to SS to 1st OUT…..
There’s a huge pile up at the pitchers mound as The Keyboards the Champions of the 2006 Dice Baseball dance and cheer……tears are flowing as well as some lima bean casserole is being tossed into the air.
The MVP for 2006 is AK and his amazing clutch 2 out base clearing triple in the bottom of the eight to put the Keyboards up for good. Congrats to AK
Hope to see your next year!
M to the double O, S to the E….”
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We waz robbed I tell ya.
We waz robbed.
We waz robbed.
memories...thanks OB.
My team actually was made up of REAL position players and pitchers. The scappy keyboards got to us. Shows you how sometimes a team's heart takes over talent.
Did my team win the year before? I can't seem to find my championship ring.
Someone said they saw it on ebay........
My team actually was made up of REAL position players and pitchers. The scappy keyboards got to us. Shows you how sometimes a team's heart takes over talent.
Did my team win the year before? I can't seem to find my championship ring.
Someone said they saw it on ebay........
I have no idea what I am getting myself into....I'm game....
Now we just need to wait for the Moose.
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TPM, Do you want to borrow my moose call?
Here MOOSEY, MOOSEY, MOOSEY,
Come on, MOOSEY , MOOSEY
GOSH DARNIT, GET OVER HERE MOOSEY, MOOSEY
Come on, MOOSEY , MOOSEY
GOSH DARNIT, GET OVER HERE MOOSEY, MOOSEY
BTW,
You do not need to be present to play. That's why we're free agents, free to come and go as we please.
You do not need to be present to play. That's why we're free agents, free to come and go as we please.
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Good news...
From Dice baseball '06..parting Moose words of Widsom...
Bad news...last years game began in Mid November...
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Good news...
From Dice baseball '06..parting Moose words of Widsom...
quote:Bullwinkle has taken names and will recall them for next year...also, I am a moose, I have powerful friends that are also my cousins... specifically I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Donder and Blitzen and Cupid and Comet. My best drinking buddy is Rudolph, (you can tell by his nose)and they are now; as we talk.... wispering into Santa's ear.
Tread carefully my friends I am watching.
(Bullwinkle points two two hooves at his eyes then points to you)
M to the double O, S to the E.
Bad news...last years game began in Mid November...
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Yo, if my option was picked up to continue managing (I mean, now that Jocketty has been canned 
), I'm in!
Actually --- is it so much a Free Agent League....or a Free Association League?
), I'm in!Actually --- is it so much a Free Agent League....or a Free Association League?
Both!
I know the feeling
not too sure what's up with Georgie! 
I know the feeling
not too sure what's up with Georgie!
I'm so hard up for baseball right now -- I'll play. Even if it isn't real. Remember, I'm working on my slider.
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More "Winkle Wisdom"...form last year...what an opening line...
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More "Winkle Wisdom"...form last year...what an opening line...
quote:It’s November…. it’s a chilly 75 degrees outside, and lot of us are a little bored to tears….
So, how about a game of Dice Baseball?
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quote:Originally posted by observer44:
Bad news...last years game began in Mid November...
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Coinciding with the end of Moose season
Can I play again, please? I have been working out all through the off season just waiting for a chance.
Find the Moose, roll dem bones, lets play ball.
Find the Moose, roll dem bones, lets play ball.
quote:Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
BTW,
You do not need to be present to play. That's why we're free agents, free to come and go as we please.
So can I be absent from practice too?
I'm a year older and so, my market value had decreased some. I need a good finish for the big bucks next spring. I'm in. Note, I might need oxygen now if I'm swing hard and get lucky and leave the yard.
quote:Originally posted by itsinthegame:
We waz robbed I tell ya.
We waz robbed.
And, JT, it's a perfect compliment to your pinstriped toilet paper!
I know what the moose was doing last night... He was watching his adorable neice Lia on the hit TV show "TOP CHEF 3." 
Is Lia gonna go to Thialand with Casey? Too bad Lia became friends with Casey (the black widow) so early in the show! How could Lia have known that would lead to a premature departure? Maybe Lia could share a(monkey)recipe here?
To confirm TPM's statement "you need not be present to play" My team won while I was in the hospital last year! Does that say more about their skills or mine
Is Lia gonna go to Thialand with Casey? Too bad Lia became friends with Casey (the black widow) so early in the show! How could Lia have known that would lead to a premature departure? Maybe Lia could share a(monkey)recipe here?
To confirm TPM's statement "you need not be present to play" My team won while I was in the hospital last year! Does that say more about their skills or mine
These so called reality shows are all scripted. A friend JEN is on beauty and the geek and they tell every one exactly what to do. Phonier than wrestling.
The commish must be busy, he didn't hear my request. 
quote:Originally posted by emeraldvlly:
So can I be absent from practice too?
Absolutely!
I take it that the MOOSE is on the loose and not on HSBBW
quote:Originally posted by gunnersmom:
I take it that the MOOSE is on the loose and not on HSBBW
It must be nice to have a life.
<insert green envy smiley here>
Do you think that he has found something that we don't know about. 
October 12, 2007
Sorry, this time of year Moose has been occupied with various tiresome work related activities….
Sad to say, Bullwinkle has serious case of Baseball Addiction…..Yes, sad and distressing I know…..The Winkle goes broke every year going game to game, state to state….living in every flea bitten hotel, only eating sunflower seeds, hot dogs and power aide. My only exercise is taking my Visa out and handing it to a gas station attendant. I sank so low last year that I went thru trash cans outside stadiums hoping that yesterday’s game ticket was there so I could photoshop it. My marriage to Mrs. Winkle in a shambles….My light blue polyester suit with ruffles became frayed and smelled of cigars…..A miserable and embarrassing sight….
We all have our vices; the Moose just takes it to the extreme….
Anywho…. After High School ball season for Bullwinkle Jr II, and the College Season for Bullwinkle Jr….I clean up, eat veggies, wash my suit and work my hairy and rather large buttocks off, to pay for next years calamity…..
I am sorry that I have not seen this post until today….
We are a little early for our annual game….normally I will wait until the World Series is over…….But if we want to start early….we can….
Please talk among yourselves…..We need two skippers and at least 15 players.
This years major sponsor is PETA.
Bullwinkle J Moose, commissioner
Ps: GMom….Bullwinkle is attentive to all breasts daily.
Sorry, this time of year Moose has been occupied with various tiresome work related activities….
Sad to say, Bullwinkle has serious case of Baseball Addiction…..Yes, sad and distressing I know…..The Winkle goes broke every year going game to game, state to state….living in every flea bitten hotel, only eating sunflower seeds, hot dogs and power aide. My only exercise is taking my Visa out and handing it to a gas station attendant. I sank so low last year that I went thru trash cans outside stadiums hoping that yesterday’s game ticket was there so I could photoshop it. My marriage to Mrs. Winkle in a shambles….My light blue polyester suit with ruffles became frayed and smelled of cigars…..A miserable and embarrassing sight….
We all have our vices; the Moose just takes it to the extreme….
Anywho…. After High School ball season for Bullwinkle Jr II, and the College Season for Bullwinkle Jr….I clean up, eat veggies, wash my suit and work my hairy and rather large buttocks off, to pay for next years calamity…..
I am sorry that I have not seen this post until today….
We are a little early for our annual game….normally I will wait until the World Series is over…….But if we want to start early….we can….
Please talk among yourselves…..We need two skippers and at least 15 players.
This years major sponsor is PETA.
Bullwinkle J Moose, commissioner
Ps: GMom….Bullwinkle is attentive to all breasts daily.