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PeaceLove&Baseball posted:

He was talking to a recruit at a summer showcase:  "Don't commit to this school just because you're looking to have a twitter moment next week."

Anyone else have some good coach lines to share?

Best I ever heard was from a Stanford coach trying to convince a kid to go the college route rather than the draft. Speaking to the kids mother: "So, would you rather your son meet his future wife at Stanford or at some low A ball park in the sticks?"

roothog66 posted:
PeaceLove&Baseball posted:

He was talking to a recruit at a summer showcase:  "Don't commit to this school just because you're looking to have a twitter moment next week."

Anyone else have some good coach lines to share?

Best I ever heard was from a Stanford coach trying to convince a kid to go the college route rather than the draft. Speaking to the kids mother: "So, would you rather your son meet his future wife at Stanford or at some low A ball park in the sticks?"

This is a laugh out loud line. And not a bad selling point.

cabbagedad posted:

Uh oh... the sticks is where Cabbage is currently schooling and playing... first few weeks he has already met a few local young ladies with "family aspirations".  

A line I've used...  "yes, your son is a very good JV player".  

Did he not watch Bull Durham?  I know it's not exactly a cinematic masterpiece but they DID cover this scenario.

CaCO3Girl posted:
cabbagedad posted:

Uh oh... the sticks is where Cabbage is currently schooling and playing... first few weeks he has already met a few local young ladies with "family aspirations".  

A line I've used...  "yes, your son is a very good JV player".  

Did he not watch Bull Durham?  I know it's not exactly a cinematic masterpiece but they DID cover this scenario.

I beg to differ...don't think meat you will only hurt the ball club...run dummy I give you gift and show up my pitcher...oh my god, a natural disaster...the bow goes in the front big guy...all classic lines!! greatest movie EVER!!!!!

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