With all due respect and no offense really inteded but just play baseball. Don't do a bunch of cute stuff that probably won't work. I understand you want to do what you can in order to compete with a strong team but this isn't the answer.
It's easier said than done but tell your pitchers to change location, speed and eye level. Tell your defense to make the routine play. Tell your hitters to attack fastballs early in the count - don't let them get deep in the count where your guys are guessing what pitch is coming.
By doing something like this you're telling everyone - the other team, the fans and most importantly your team - we can't win so we're going to do something crazy.
Just play baseball.