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adbono posted:

BACDOORSLIDER wrote, "The problem that many (not all) of the new parents seem to not get is you are being played by the industry.....and your son might suffer for it..."

This is absolutely the point and 100% correct.

There's a prescription being written multiple times every day.... (this is all in good fun by the way)

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Patient Name: Next Bryce Harper
Address: 1 Never Never Land

Rx:    Top travel team (18mosU)
         Hitting guru lessons
         Pitching guru lessons
         Strength guru program
        $400 bat
        $300 glove
        Other accessories as needed
          - Evo shield everything
          - Eye black
          - $50 batting gloves
          - Lizard Skins
          - Mike Trout cleats
          - Oakley sunglasses
          - Magnetic necklace

Refill: Each paycheck
Date: Somewhere around 7 years old
Sign: Former-MiLB-now-owns-local-sports-training-facility M.D.
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