First of all, the argument of s****r being the most popular sport in the world doesn't work with me.
This is America and s****r is NOT an American sport. We do not need this country to be more like the rest of the world.
I'm coaching 7&8 year olds this summer. There's no way they can learn in s****r what they are learning by playing baseball.
"Run down there and try to kick the ball into that huge net." Duh.