I have shared these stories before. 1st story, I became the HC at a school where one of my pitcher's nicknames was "Chief." He didn't make it to pitch in any games.
My daughter might be the most drug-tested collegiate athlete in history. Somehow, she was tested "at random" a couple of times in each of her years in college. As parents, we believe that she was "randomly picked" because the AD knew that she would be clean. I can't say that about other members of her softball team. She is a lot like her mother and me and won't even take Tylenol unless she is in serious pain.