Perhaps, during that interim 2-week period between the wedding and your son's games, your housebound, 97 year-old cousin once-and-a-half-removed will trip over her prized catcher’s mitt, fall and break her hip. As her dutiful, sole remaining relative you are legally obligated to assume guardianship and take care of her affairs down in Florida as she recuperates from her unfortunate tumble.
The fact that she lives in Florida and will be convalescing at the exact same time your son is playing down there is purely coincidental. If need be I will vouch for your highly developed sense of loyalty to your extended family.