My 18 year old son's English assignment was to write a ballad about a current event. Even though he is an Astro fan I think he hit the nail on the head.
The Stage Was Set by Tyler Carlson
The stage was set, a New York night
The fans they lost their minds
A play gone bad unleashed the fad
Wreaked havoc of all kinds
The cops were called to solve it all
As safety lost its hold
But would the fuzz defuse the buzz
Before the mood grew cold
The game went on the Sox grew strong
Momentum switched their way
The Yankee pride had lost its stride
As Schilling saved the day
Don't close the book on the Red Sox
Their season is not through
They lived to play another day
Let this inspire you