Reply to "Dirtbags Baseball"

This thread is starting to give me the creeps.  I get the feeling that in a post-apocalyptic future, when only robots play baseball because the air is so toxic that the remaining humans are forced to live underground, and a guy who looks very much like Tom Cruise  leads a doomed but courageous band of rebels against the corrupt oddsmakers who have rigged the betting on Robot Baseball to favor the leaders of the oligarchy, and the internet as we know it has long been banned, even then furtive members of the super-secret Al Gore Society, using cobbled together Commodor Vic 20's, will surreptitiously revive HSBASBALLWEB to discuss the Dirtbags and some long-dead parent's beef about playing time, cost, or whatever.