Baseballs aren't moody once a month
Baseballs don't like Valentine Candy
Baseballs don't have your cell phone number
Baseballs don't date people you know if your away
Baseballs have their own money
Baseballs like to eat out in YOUR favorite places
Baseballs don't care who you talked to at school today
Baseballs encourage you to hunt and fish when your not playing with them.
Baseballs like to watch baseball on TV
Baseballs ride in the back seat and remain quiet.
Baseballs always like the same music that you like.
Baseballs don't care if you shower or brush your teeth.
Baseballs give you unconditional love.
Baseballs are always in the mood