Kay,
In 1981 - I was at a wedding reception.
As they were beginning to serve the food - one of the drunken guys at the wedding knocked into one of the waiters. The waiter had a beautiful plate of veal parmigiana on his tray.
I saw the play coming - ran full speed across the dance floor - dove fully extended - and caught the veal parmigiana cleanly - in between my teeth. (Didnt even get a spot of sauce on my tux.)
Then - I ate it.
Some of my friends say that was the best play they ever saw.
LOL