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Mr. I Practice Neurosurgery With Only My Voice, and OH BTW, I know EVERYTHING About the Game.

 

Has a high tenor voice so loud that you can hear it from miles away.  When seated behind you, it's so penetrating that he can bore holes through your skull.

 

This guy is actually the father of a player on my kid's basketball team. After our last game and another full night of "Help!  Watch the shooter!  Nobody else can hurt you!  Illegal screen!  You got to double team him!  Collapse from the weak side!  Get that goddang rebound!  Second chance baskets are killing you!  That's ball! That ain't no foul!"  His kid's a pretty good player, but I'm glad he's a senior and I'm almost done listening to dad.  And I'm REALLY glad that the kid doesn't play baseball!

Last edited by JCG
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