Local annoying guy who seeks you out to ask every Q under the sun about the team, while your son is at the plate. You do respect this guy because he is there to support his local team but you are torn between 7 innings of endless Q's and finding a new place to squat and enjoy the game.
I have learned to wear a set of headsets. Even if nothing is playing, people will assume you are so they will ignore you. Key is, no matter what, don't respond to the first or second comment. Make them touch your arm to get your attention. Works like a charm!!!