57special posted:CaCO3Girl posted:57special posted:
A hideous variation of "Screamer Mom" is "Clapper Lady", who uses clappers to augment her bone chilling screeches. She, of course, sits right behind first base, where I am usually coaching.
Does she know cowbell mom?
Oh God, I had forgotten...started to get cold sweats, here.
Then there are the parent rooting sections where they all come dressed up in team colors, are annoyingly positive, and chant , "Players Name!" Clap..clap.. clap ,clap ,clap, when they do anything at all of note.
Go join a cult already.
So what if I paint my face? Got to support the team.