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The reason to have kids is the opportunity to say dad stuff and embarrass them. After my kids grew and before they filled out (daughter was 5’10” 120, son 5’11” 135 after big spurts) they were built like rails. If it got windy I would yell, “Tie xxxx to a tree before she/he blows away.”

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