Great list cong! A few more for you:
You know you’ve been coaching baseball too long when:
1. A kid throws a rock at your car, you screech to a stop & say “Nice arm, kid! Are you playing ball this spring?”
2. When you visit your son’s school, you find yourself wondering if that tall lefty wouldn’t make a great first baseman.
3. While watching news reports of Indonesian riots you catch yourself thinking, “if that policeman would get better front arm extension on his baton swing...”
4. You roll down your window when driving by the batting cages, hoping to hear a good crack of the bat. And are ready to swerve in if you do.
5. Before the draft, you spend less time evaluating the kids than you do evaluating their parents.
6. The local sporting goods store sends you a turkey at Thanksgiving & ham at Christmas.
7. Half the kids in town think your first name is “Coach”.