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2017LHPscrewball5,000+ posts

I also heard they were going to start a "finishing" school in the true southern fashion. Instruction will be provided on the following...

- The art of spitting - Projection is everything (aka stop spitting on your shoes)

- Today's Style - How to wear that cap bill (also in depth discussion on pant cufffs)

- Coaches Correspondence - Leave out your favorite candy for highest impact

- Numerology - What your number says about you (can you count that high?)

- Bat Fashion - How to make that 2015 look like the 2016 model

- Bat Flipping - How to strut the bases when you clear the 140' in left field

Other?

12/2/1511:29 AM

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