Parody it is not.
Just trying to share my experience with coaching/managing a 12u thru 14u travel team and my experience with roster #s. In no way was I ever celebrating player injuries? Not sure where you even got that notion from? Just was an example of the risks of playing with a bare minimum roster number, like 10, which can very quickly become 9..........then 8..............then another inning later 7. Which resulted in us having to forfeit.