@RJM posted:I once saw a comedian demonstrating a baseball announcer compared to a hockey announcer broadcasting love making. Short version ...
Baseball announcer: Honey, wake up! We’re not done.
Hockey announcer: I love you, I love you, I love you, Scorrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Hahaha..
A-Rod: "Jen, does my hair and make-up look OK? I hope they got my belly line right with the waxing. Be careful with my Gucci boxers... can we go out to Le Sirenuse for eggplant parm after this so I can tell the guys?"