Out of the mouth of babes!

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I received this cute email from my daughter and thought you ladies might enjoy it!

THE MAMA TEST

I (a mother) was out walking with my 3-year-old daughter. She piced up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her, and I asked her not to do that .

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground: You don't know where it's been; it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I thought quickly, then answered: "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to now it, or they won't let you be a mama."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad."

"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

Sorry, dads, no offense intended!!!

3/8/094:53 AM

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