Blue: steeeeeriiiiike 3
Player: wahhhhh
Blue: coach, you need to take care of your player
Coach: no can do blue, cannot risk my job
Blue: son, you're ejected
Player: wahhhhh, I'm not leaving and you cannot make me.
Blue: Coach?
Coach: Sorry I am legally not allowed... Last guy who did it lost his job, house, and livelihood.
Blue: son last chance, your team will forfeit if you don't leave the confines of the field
Player: wahhhh, you're so mean, you must hate me, I'm not leaving until you change your mind
Blue: Game called, forfeit, ... can't wait to write this one up ;-)
Parents: I want the umpire charged with verbal assault on my baby - we have video proof that ball was 1 mm down and out of the zone and he called him out with a really loud call causing my baby to cry and our team to lose.
Police/DA: <facepalm>
What is this world coming to ?