JohnF posted:Blue: steeeeeriiiiike 3
Player: wahhhhh
Blue: coach, you need to take care of your player
Coach: no can do blue, cannot risk my job
Blue: son, you're ejected
Player: wahhhhh, I'm not leaving and you cannot make me.
Blue: Coach?
Coach: Sorry I am legally not allowed... Last guy who did it lost his job, house, and livelihood.
Blue: son last chance, your team will forfeit if you don't leave the confines of the field
Player: wahhhh, you're so mean, you must hate me, I'm not leaving until you change your mind
Blue: Game called, forfeit, ... can't wait to write this one up ;-)
Parents: I want the umpire charged with verbal assault on my baby - we have video proof that ball was 1 mm down and out of the zone and he called him out with a really loud call causing my baby to cry and our team to lose.
Police/DA: <facepalm>
What is this world coming to
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You forgot to mention a few things: Batter has a go-pro attached to his batting helmet to record all interactions. Also when batter gets the boot he claims "discrimination" (could be race, religion, sexual orientation, etc). Luckily for the pitcher, he didn't hit the batter with the ball. Could be an assault case since it was recorded on the Go Pro the pitcher smiled right before he pitched the ball, thereby showing intent to cause bodily harm.