1) Always show up 5 minutes before a game starts, never earlier.
2) Never know when he is going to pitch.
3) Never sit behind home plate.
4) Never keep statistics or know the score.
5) Always get plenty of sleep the night before the game.
6) Never sit in the bleachers. Sit in a folding chair in the most peaceful and relaxing area especially where no one can hear you.
7) Drink only water, no caffiene.
8) Eat plenty of comfort food like hot dogs. This also keeps anyone from hearing you.
9) Chase down all the foul balls.
