No need to apologize shortstopmom...'you know who' doesn't go for that apology stuff.
And FutureBack.Mom...thanks for the invite. I'd suggest you keep plenty of those Snoreclipse© Hi-Tech anti-snoring devices handy...they'll definitely help cut down on the noise. And I'll need a ride home after breakfast...my folks can't pick me up...may they RIP.
And now I know why ClevelandDad is never around the Men's Forum...I guess we changed the locks for nothing!
Here's what we all need to do to relax...set aside a good half hour or so, grab the sports section or a copy of Baseball America and, one at a time of course, head for mom of 2 catchers' swank, new bathroom and catch up on some reading.
If you think it necessary you might take a book of matches with you just to be courteous or mom of 2 catchers may be able to convince us of the powerful quality of the new ceiling fan making the matches unnecessary.
So let's get reading...make someone proud!
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