- "I know nothing about Hawaii."
Let me help TPM...
- Hawaii is a string of islands and for good reason is situated some 2,000 miles southwest of the North American mainland.
Depending who you talk to it is either our fiftieth state or our fifty-eighth state.
Hawaii is the southernmost state of the United States, but doesn't act like it.
Hawaii is the second westernmost state after Sarah Palin's Alaska©.
Hawaii is the only state of the United States that:
- Is not geographically located in North America. It's out in the Pacific Ocean somewhere. It may be close to the International dateline...depends on the tide. Ask Krak.
Grows coffee.
Inhabitants drink coffee...no surprise there.
Is completely surrounded by water...Republican lawmakers' dream! Problem is they can't get elected there.
Is entirely an archipelago in B-flat.
Has a royal palace and more than a handful of Kmarts©.
Has some hot-headed volcanoes that are always spouting off.
Is the setting for the hit TV show Hawaii Five-0.
Was the setting for the hit TV show Magnum PI.
Home to a famous birth certificate.
Does not have a straight line in its state boundary.
Can not be seen from any point in Russia.
Has the best Plate Lunch...bar none.
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