Prior to HSBBWeb…...
I would always check my mood ring prior to any decision.
If Red, I would sit in front of my sea monkeys.
If Yellow, I would put on my love beads.
If Amber, I look at my ricky tickie sticker collection.
If Blue, I would streak down the quads at lunch break.
If Black, I would pet my pet rock.
If Pink, I would listen to the Monkeys on my 8 track tape player.
If White, I would reread my EST Therapy notes.
If Bronze, I would play a game on my new Atari game system.
If Purple, I would drive my black Trans Am to the drive in to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Because of HSBBWeb the Bullwinkle has now thrown away his Mood Ring, and lives his life without worries and fads.
(Honey, where you put my red thong and LiveStrong yellow wristband?)