Waffles&icecream posted:After ordering my son an expensive wood bat that comes with a 50 hit guarantee. Waiting over 6 weeks to get this lethal (his words) HR inducing (his words) wooden work of art. He bypasses the pile of bp bats in the corner of the garage, waits for me to run some errands and proceeds to join his buddies to go to the only opened outside batting cages in the area and hit in rainy 40 degree weather. 5 pitchs in and off the handle and presto..... Great looking fire material. I come home to a stone faced kid that has seen a lot more better days. Have you ever heard of this stuff ??? I'm beyond disbelief at his logic. My friends are getting quite a chuckle over this. Me...... I'm cutting down on coffee and taking up a less stressful activity like putting my hand in a basket of rattlesnakes.
It's always funny when it happens to someone else!
You are lucky if you can get it to BE firewood. I have to look at a corner of broken wooden bats! This one I broke at the 10u wooden bat tournament, I have to keep that one, this one, gesh Mom don't you remember when I got the in the park homerun with this one, we can't just throw it away, and this one I broke in the BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
THEY ARE FREAKING BROKEN PIECES OF WOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!