Last one:
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
OK - one more:
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
Not true -- Boog Powell could not jump, either.
itsinthegame:
Remember Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bird...I presume it was still alive when Ozzy gritted his teeth!
quote:Originally posted by itsinthegame:
The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead.
Remember Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bird...I presume it was still alive when Ozzy gritted his teeth!
itsinthegame:
You haven't read about the exploits of a one Francis Wilcox from Cape Meares, OR. It happened about this time of year in '62.
quote:Originally posted by itsinthegame:
A starfish can turn its stomach inside out.
You haven't read about the exploits of a one Francis Wilcox from Cape Meares, OR. It happened about this time of year in '62.
Why would anyone do that?
I mean bite off the birds head!
I mean bite off the birds head!
PG,
Ozzie was hungry.
Ozzie was hungry.
Wasn't it a bat?
Wouldn't you bite the knob off a bat, instead??
Only on the HSBBWeb could a duck be part of an "urban legend". Else, my urbane existence is far too sheltered.
Krakatoa:
I do believe you're right...it was a bat...a mouse with a pilot's license.
quote:Originally posted by Krakatoa:
Wasn't it a bat?
I do believe you're right...it was a bat...a mouse with a pilot's license.
FloridaHokie:
About that urbane affliction you have. They've got medicated ointments now that should clear it right up.
quote:. Else, my urbane existence is far too sheltered.
About that urbane affliction you have. They've got medicated ointments now that should clear it right up.
Here's something:
Tigers are like domestic house cats in that a great deal of their time is spent resting or sleeping. A tiger will spend between 16 and 20 hours each day doing very little apart from lying in the shade.
Never said tigers were stupid...I know I am jealous.
Tigers are like domestic house cats in that a great deal of their time is spent resting or sleeping. A tiger will spend between 16 and 20 hours each day doing very little apart from lying in the shade.
Never said tigers were stupid...I know I am jealous.
In fact Ozzy to this day claims it was not even a real bat --- just a stage prop--would Ozzy tell a fib?
Where would you find a stage prop bat?
Even more puzzling a chewable one?
Even more puzzling a chewable one?
Ummm, maybe from The Munsters Collection on Ebay?
itsinthegame---
A belated thanks for the "starfish" graphic...UGH!!!
And back to topic---I have been in baseball withdrawal since my son's exit from his collegiate program halfway through his sophomore year. He graduated last May. GOT WINE?????????
A belated thanks for the "starfish" graphic...UGH!!!
And back to topic---I have been in baseball withdrawal since my son's exit from his collegiate program halfway through his sophomore year. He graduated last May. GOT WINE?????????
I just watched the TYIB awards on MLB.com That helped 
QUACK QUACK, Quack, quack, qua...
Quacks do echo.
Quacks do echo.
The cockroach is the fastest animal on six legs running a meter a second.
'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.
They are not faster than my size 10 1/2's! Sqwoosh!!
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Bump. Why? Because.
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Just ask my wife and duck! She has been throwing things at me because I've been watching the MLB Network every night. Clubhouse confidential is my new favorite show. She tells me I have a baseball problem. I ignore her, and read my book (Francona the Red Sox years).
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"She has been throwing things at me..."
My wife will do the same on occasion, usually it has nothing to do with baseball. All I've ever bought for her is Tupperware®...it rarely draws blood even when it finds its target. Burp!
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Runs on bio-diesel!
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