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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into Arizona, wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Lusi says...
"Hey, Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every kind of of cured pork imaginable.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree!!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe since when deed you hear of a meerage that smells like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
With that, Luis staggers toward the tree. He gets within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind him, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath... "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!!!'

"Luis, Luis, mi amigo... What ees it??"

"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree. Ees...a Ham Bush..."
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