My son called yesterday to talk about his outing pitching against the Marlins AA hitters. While updating me on the results, pitches, counts and locations etc...he said the ump called a balk on him. While telling me this, he was incredibly annoyed and complained about this being the first live "game" for the Milb'ers this season and the guy had the nerve to call a balk on him, what with the pace of play issue going on etc. He was demonstrably vocal in the dugout afterward and said he probably said "too much" but after he finished with the story.... I asked him "Well, son Did you balk?"
He said "Of course I balked Dad, that's not the point!" LMAO
I hope this makes someone smile today, it did that to me.