Bleacher

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Welcome to the HSBBW Coach...you'll soon find out what a tremendous resource this place is.

Now about those bleachers...they're expecting five to six million to attend President Elect Obama's inauguration in Washington D.C. in January.

There will be plenty of bleachers required to sit this size of crowd. Talk about infrastructure! I'm sure some will be considered surplus following the festivities. Heck...Oprah's section will probably seat a hundred thousand or so.

Maybe someone will feel generous and donate them to your program...or more likely lend them to you. I suspect that they will need all of them and more for the second inauguration in January 2013!


But don't worry Coach...I've taken the liberty of ordering a stadium for you. We soaked it in Pine-Sol® then scrubbed it with Mr. Clean©...the beer stains are mostly gone.

Take a look as they chopped it up and boxed it up for its trip to the Inland Empire. The Coach needs a stadium. Get started boys. Chop, chop!

Now if I can ever get this truck out of reverse I'll have the stadium out to you late next week Coach. Let's see...R's for reverse. Where's S for Spokane?



Seriously...anyone have some seats for Coach?

Let's show him and his team what we can do!

Crusader Coach,

I would probably talk to some of the other coaches in the city and see where they got theirs. Going to Mt. Spokane, I know we have some pretty nice bleachers.

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Any success coach?



If you still have room for a few hernias I suppose you could use these...I don't think anyone would miss them!



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Yeah we actually found a really nice set of used bleachers we will be installing this fall. I will try to post a picture when theyre finished.

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