Goof on the Moose

Da Widger Walk!!!

Will you be flying MOOSE-AIR to the islands? Captain Bullwinkle in the first seat!

Nice play by that Ausmus guy! Give him free membership to the Moose Lodge!

Bottom o' 13... edge of my seat!

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Air Canada...More antler room.

Hoser.
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Are those white sox or Antlers on that guy in the stands?
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'Marte' I'm pretty sure loosly translates into 'moose' in Scandanavia.

Could be Caribbean?. Don't they have 47 words for "Moose" down there?
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NO.. that's just William Ligue Jr.on that guy in the stands! Ewww.. that's a terrible vision!

Air Canada ... I shoulda' known! Instead of a little packet of peanuts you get a baggie full of spiced moose droppings. That'll hold you over 'til you get to the land of Poi!

Tender grass clippings...too many hairballs for you today...

They have such an efficient bunch of languages down there.

Alaskan Airlines is also well known for their antler room in the cabin.

By the way ... Moose your daddy?

Blum is a plum. Thank you Astro's for Blum!

FBMom..

And they make all the grizzlies sit in coach.

You know a nice, moist, phlegm soaked, fur-ball with just a hint of spruce sounds pretty good right now! They have 37 distinct words for this morsel in the Caribbean don't you know!

Grizzlies huh? That's a long flight from Memphis to Honolulu! Especially if you're cramped in coach!

Kind of a tribute to the 'King' since I mentioned Memphis!

Watch out little guy ...he's putting them in the dirt!

'em in. We'll take it!

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Airline Grizzly thing mandated by PETM. People for the Ethical Treatment of Mooses.
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gotwood ...
"...in the Caribbean " ... shouldn't that be in the Caribu-an (thinking along the lines of ungilates and all)?

By the way ... where the heck did the Astros find that pitcher? He looks like he was sleeping behind the local Kroger store, and he is pitching like it too

Let's grab for the gusto and load that fur-ball up heavy with spruce...I can sleep in a bit! Notice I didn't suggest hemlock!

"Ask not what your Moose can do for you; ask what you can do for your Moose."

O44 ...
"Airline Grizzly thing" ... does that also include the local HSBBW grizzlies?

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FBMon...

Yep, I think it's Caribou-ian...It's a Northwest Territories language and they have 47 words for Moose. Not sure how many words they have for coconut on the Tundra, however.
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O44 ... FBMon ... would that be caribou-ian for FBMom or FBMan ?

DB2BMom...

FBMom...Let me amend this.... Lions and Tigers and Grizzlies! Oh My! It's the only the flamer Grizzlies that concern me. Do we need a Grizzlie thread now?

. "Mon"...its a Caribou-ian term of endearment.

O44 ... thank you, Deer !!!

. Congrats Wood....Mom's...It's been real

Goodnight Moon...Moose

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FBMon....Very good!! En"deer"ment...

Bottom o' 14

One down...

one on...

Blum crazy on the catch for two down...

Where's my hemlock? Where's my hemlock!

Bur-lee! I'm sure Nike pays you enough ...Just Do It!

A White Sox winner!

Barkeep...Spruce laden fur-balls all around ...they're on me all night long!!!!

Trust me fellow HSBBWebsters my mental status has never been certified.

My cheap a** health insurance just doesn't allow for such evaluations!

Only the State (of confusion) can demand such a trek into the nether world and recesses of gotwood4sale's mind! Don't worry..it ain't gonna' happen cuz' the State's broke...not even any moose change!

Ain't delirium W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L!!!

Talk amongst yourselves I'll await your reply in the morning!

Stumble, stumble, crash (smiling of course!)

ZZZz z z ...z z z goo nite all...


GO WHITE SOX!!!

gotwood ...

Trust me when I say that I am sure most of us realize that you are indeed certifiable ... loveable but certifiable

Could you, would you, on the loose
Could you, would you, with a moose?

AParent:

I would not, could not on the loose!
I would not, could not with a moose!

No way...eewww! Wouldn't even cross my mind !
Not even a steaming platter of green eggs and ham (with a side of lightly spruced fur-balls) would get me near the Moose!!!

GO WHITE SOX!!!

I was reminded of a childrens book.


Antlers in the Tree Tops


by: Who Goosed the Moose

FutureBack.Mom:

Save me the dough and hassle and just send the certificate to:

Illinois Dep't of Human (or sub-human) Affairs
Mental Capacity Div. - GW4S Isolation Wing
Box ZEE-RO!
I'm Wiser Than You Are (Springfield), IL 320725

Hoose-tess with the moose-tess!

A moose unlikely turn of events!

txdad06:

Who was that masked author?

gotwood:

Not really sure but some of his other titles were pretty obscure. I don't think he/she was widely published.

other titles to be on the lookout for.

Green Spots on the Wall
by: Pick'em and Flick'em


Yellow Rivers
by: I.P. Freely