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What deals/trades/moves would you make?

As a long suffering Orioles fan, I'd do the following:

1. Trade Angelousy for a bucket of warm spit.
2. Hire Cal Ripken, Jr. in some capacity. His attention to doing things right will never hurt.
3. Trade Tehada for the best load of prospects I can get.
4. Treat the talented young pitchers on the staff, and there are a few, like untouchables.
5. Put Rodriguez in the bullpen, where he was dynamite, and get him out of the rotation, where he fizzled.
6. Thank Bruce Chen for his time, and his classiness, but tell him never ever ever to set foot on a mound again.
7. Do (1) again, before he signs Bonds to an incentive-laden deal (personal pharmacist to travel with team, private dressing room at Rite-Aid, etc.).
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