How many forum posters?

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Originally posted by TripleDad:
I don't know what the fuss is about, the fact is... if the bulb isn't 90+ watts its not gonna get screwed in anyway! That mid to low 80's bulb can finesse all it wants...It can flicker, turn different colors, or even have multiple watts . But the guys in charge of screwing those bulbs in want 90+. Fact of life, brite bulbs get noticed!!!

And it's certainly lights out for the poor bulb that happens to short out!

SHOULD UNCLE FESTER BE IN THE HOF ?

Uncle Fester in the Hall of Fame? Sounds like a bright idea...he does "bring good things to life."

TripleDad ...

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SHOULD UNCLE FESTER BE IN THE HOF ?

Well, now that you mention it, he does have a rather large head ...

This is one of the best threads on the whole HSBBW site

Roids may have made him stronger faster and uglier..
but the guy can light up a bulb like none I have ever seen. That's plain talent, He!! he was doing that way before his head doubled in size. Roids or not! 750 blown up bulbs is amazing!

Its a new coaching technique!!

It's for teaching LLeaguer's how to hit off a Horizonal Tee.

Attention shoppers,
All top shelf light bulbs 90 watts and higher can now be purchased at a 10% discount. All other bulbs are priced as marked. If you need assistance or tips on how to screw the light bulbs please see Mr. Selig on the sales floor.

Tripledad,


Is that a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a little pond?



Which way do you get more velocity on the screw in, using proper arm action or do you have to face your bellybutton towards the wall or ceiling and open up your hips more?

Dr. Mike Marshall claims no one has ever been electrocuted screwing in a light bulb while riding an octopus but nobody at the leading light bulb turning instruction facilities will give his method a chance!!!

Cheapseats, NOW THAT'S FUNNY and I know funny!

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Here's a question for all you lighting experts...

My little 7 Watt bulb simply SHINES...he ALREADY has a full tungsten filament...

...We did everything...letters to Home Depot, attended the national home lighting show, sent videos of him turning on and off (a beautiful sight).....

...somehow he did not make the National 7-8 Watt All Bulb List!!...I'm very, very upset!....

My neighbors low voltage, little pen-light, doesn't have nearly the luminescence as mine and HE made it!...

Now I am really worried about his chances of being invited to the 9&10 Watt Nationals in a couple years..

What can I do?

44

Change brands.

To be blunt
There is a possibility that you are seeing your young bulb through magnified glasses, thus making him appear much brighter than he actually is.

As far as your neighbor goes, I have seen the light in action, LOOKED LIKE A LASER POINTER TO ME! STUD BULBAGE...Quite possible we see him on top of an air traffic control tower some day.

Don't be discouraged though, a lot of wattage can be gained over the years. Keep working on the core AMPS and wattage will certianly improve.

Good Luck!

observer44 ...

Hmmmm dang it ... nowwe have to worry about the politics of light bulb rankings. Have you talked to PrettyGlaringStaff for his thoughts on your little Watt? I tell you, with all the naysayers and political parents and coaches out there, it sure can KILL-A-WATT's hopes and dreams, can't it?

Perhaps you might try this new enhancer, which I understand from many environmentalists, is safe for the atmosphere and more importantly, can't be tested for use by the players:


PS I have been reading Woody's posts far too long now

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Originally posted by trojan-skipper:
...no one has ever been electrocuted screwing in a light bulb while riding an octopus

Anyone ever electrocuted while riding one of these electric guys?

One thing's for sure, cheapseats...You're one of the brightest (and funniest) bulbs on the strand!!

Those lines of exasperation coming from your head are so becoming FutureBack.Mom.

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Originally posted by FutureBack.Mom:

I tell you, with al understand from many environmentalists, is safe for the atmosphere and more importantly, can't be tested for use by the players:

Ohm inclined to believe that as well FutureBack.Mom.

A little advice for the young bulbs out there.
Always give it your best Watt! You never know who is watching you burn. Scouts could be present anytime. Always give your best Wattage!!!

Anyone see this guy last night on ElectricShockPowerNetwork!

A blinding performance for sure!!!

Yeah I saw him...shortly before he was arrested for incandescent exposure!