I Offer A Humble Apology To All

You should be ashamed of yourself, Krak!!!



Just kidding. I didn't notice it. Maybe it was a recent system flaw. No biggie. Apology accepted, of course.



This has kept you up all night? It must be waaaaaay past your bedtime.

I always took it to promote some type of Minimalistic Religion.

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Originally posted by infidel_08:
You should be ashamed of yourself, Krak!!!

As a result a 1% bandwidth penalty has been invoked. You are now required to post 1% more than you did before. Vicious, unwarranted, cruel penalty, maybe, but that's what the HSBBW courts have ordered.

That wasn't to promote a moment of silence for Roberto?

This crowd is the Sultan(s) of Spin

I think if you will fix your tag line, it will clean itself up.

Just the spaces, though.

We are the Sultans
We are the Sultans of Spin

Cabin Fever


Thank goodness for all of you IDOL begins tomorrow

If I EVER get carpal tunnel I'm blaming you! But I forgive you... For now...

Apology accepted! However I know this is not directly related to baseball ---- but since many people have found the HSBBW by using Google ---- I have to ask you -- have you Googled today? How much? Did you know that performing two Google searches from a desktop computer can generate about the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle for a cup of tea, according to new research.

Google is secretive about its energy consumption and carbon footprint. It also refuses to divulge the locations of its data centres. However, with more than 200m internet searches estimated globally daily, the electricity consumption and greenhouse gas emissions caused by computers and the internet is provoking concern. A recent report by Gartner, the industry analysts, said the global IT industry generated as much greenhouse gas as the world’s airlines - about 2% of global CO2 emissions. “Data centres are among the most energy-intensive facilities imaginable,” said Evan Mills, a scientist at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in California. Banks of servers storing billions of web pages require power.

I have begun work on an optical-sensor mouse-free system which will allow your computer to 'read' your pupillary actions and move the webpage around accordingly. It's hands-free, of course. However, the beta version has not tested satisfactorily, and has caused some issues for some users.....




(btw, two of my all-time favorite actors - Marty Feldman and Jack Elam)

I wonder how many carbon credits you should by to make up for the added emissions?

2,471 inches worth at this point. And that's not even counting the space taken up by my largely pointless texts.

Yes, I am bored. Cabin fever. Very cold out.

Has anyone seen Scatman Crothers? I wanted to have a word with him.

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Originally posted by Fungo:
---- I have to ask you -- have you Googled today? How much? Did you know that performing two Google searches from a desktop computer can generate about the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle for a cup of tea, according to new research.

Google is secretive about its energy consumption and carbon footprint. It also refuses to divulge the locations of its data centres. However, with more than 200m internet searches estimated globally daily, the electricity consumption and greenhouse gas emissions caused by computers and the internet is provoking concern. A recent report by Gartner, the industry analysts, said the global IT industry generated as much greenhouse gas as the world’s airlines - about 2% of global CO2 emissions. “Data centres are among the most energy-intensive facilities imaginable,” said Evan Mills, a scientist at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in California. Banks of servers storing billions of web pages require power.

Yes. Shame on Al Gore, inventor of the internet.

The committee should take his Nobel Peace Prize away from him. And he should give his Oscars back, too.

Hey Krak~

Contact PG's technical people:> They can condense it for you JK LOL

Don't sweat it bro, it wasn't that way before. This change just occured, for whatever reason-LOL

Gore 'n Snopes

Krak...I saw this thread and figured you were finally apologizing for keep all of us in the "lower 48" awake with your incessant SNORING!

No, JT, you guys are too far away. I may cause an occasional low-energy tsunami out past the Marshall Islands, but that's it. Remember the big Kobe earthquake in Japan, though? I may have had something to do with that.........

"Oh, the inanity!"

The month of January around here could even be described as 'The Inanityville Horror', as we all anxiously await the First Pitch!

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Originally posted by Orlando:
Gore 'n Snopes

That's even more hilarious than the original brouhaha...this guy Snopes has a real sense of humor!

The Snopes Monkey Trial