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Yes, welcome to the old-timers club. Gotwood will be sending you the HSBBW manual with respect to the standard, tortuous hazing ritual that will take place. Of course, Mn-Mom accepts checks, cash, or money orders to maintain your preferred status. Upon completion of your initiation, you can officially enjoy all the benefits of snobbery, vindictiveness and condenscension toward new members, benefits accruing only to Old-Timers. However, remember a few rules:

1) Anyone with more points than you is automatically right.

2) TR Hit is always right. Oh yea, that's rule 1.

3) You can talk about baseball if you want, but ridiculous jokes about the male anatomy and absurd graphics are preferred.
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BUM

I sincerely take umbrage with your post---I have never claimed to be right---it you and others you make that statement---I just speak from experience---if that offends you all I sorry but that is the way it is


Last time I looked we, as USA citizens , we able to express our opinions and debate


I also think it time to stop with the "goody goody two shoes" aspect and look at the real world---yes truth does hurt een if you do not want to be the one to tell it to a player/parent.

Time for this site to get back to being real
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What is the definition of truth? Is it true because biggerpapi says so now that he is an oldtimer? Is truth measured in karma points? Can Bum come up with a probablistic formula for determining likelihood of truth given the karma points weighing in from opposing sides? Does the truth really hurt? Does it really hurt me more than it hurts you?

These are the questions that try hsbbwebsters' souls.
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Gotwood,
Fortunately you make up for the sense of humor deficit that some of us good posting members seem to have.

TR,
Bum was kidding. If someone else had the most posts their name would have gone there instead. We all have traits that could be picked on and sometimes those traits are our strengths. Keep on telling it like it is and the rest of us will try to soften the blow a bit. Both approaches can help.
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Originally posted by CADad:
What is the definition of truth? Is it true because biggerpapi says so now that he is an oldtimer? Is truth measured in karma points? Can bum come up with a probablistic formula for determining likelihood of truth given the karma points weighing in from opposing sides? Does the truth really hurt? Does it really hurt me more than it hurts you?

These are the questions that try hsbbwebsters' souls.


That is pure "CA deep" and has this Northern head is spinning, looking for the meaning of life. Big Grin and my karmex.
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Bum: "Yes, welcome to the old-timers club. Gotwood will be sending you the HSBBW manual with respect to the standard, tortuous hazing ritual that will take place."

EH: "Yes there will be goats involved, and some pain??
You will get a bottle of anticeptic and aloa vera for the scaring.
6 months of recovery, you'll be OK."


While all of that is true...and EH is primarily correct...I must add this disclaimer:

Sometimes our ritual gets literally quite hazy and things get out of hand a tad. The results on rare occasions end up something more than we had intended. Unfortunately no amount of antiseptic, aloe-vera, or any length of time will reverse or even soften these b-a-a-a-d side effects. Nonetheless we certainly feel the risks are well worth taking.


Here is a picture of our last unfortunate member following his initiation into our Old Timers Club...Billy Capparis.




But all is not lost...Billy went on to establish quite a successful cheesemaking company...he's actually very happy!



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Capparis Goat Cheese©



"Home of the happy goat - lair of the laughing cheesemaker!"


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Originally posted by CADad:
Can Bum come up with a probablistic formula for determining likelihood of truth given the karma points weighing in from opposing sides? Does the truth really hurt? Does it really hurt me more than it hurts you?


Here ya go, CADad..

(Karma Points x Shoe Size x Experience x Ego x 1,000,000 - 1 = 0). Add in 5 points for humor and 10 points for humility and you're the boss!
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CADad,

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Can bum come up with a probablistic formula...


No, cannabalistic formulas are definitely against the rules of this site. Or was that cannabalistic rituals? I don't know, I must be an Old-Timer myself...the eyesight is going, and now it seems my memory's not so...

...hmm-m-m, now what was I saying? Oh well, Congrats to biggerpapi! Nice teeth! Big Grin
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Yes indeed...congratulations biggerpapi! You may select one of the two gifts that we offer to our newly initiated Old Timers Club members. I denture to say that you will be pleased with either choice.






I know that Martha and Rocky are pleased.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5gm-xa710&feature=related

And of course theses folks are pleased too. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiD7FZ3KsEk&feature=related


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