A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowingthrough what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought, smiling as he flewdown I-75, pushing the pedal even more.... now doing 90mph!
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. Without thinking, hefloored it and pushed the new car up to 100 mph... then 120...then 140 !!!
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm tooold for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicleand walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, it's Friday, it's been a long day, and my shift ends in 30minutes. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I'venever heard before -- I'll let you go with a warning."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago,my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
The Trooper smiled and said, "Have a nice day."
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