Kum-Bye-YA! Kum-Bye-YA!
About time! Now that we have a good start, I have a few other suggestions as well...
- NO draft, players draw colors (not numbers, too stratifying) out of a hat.
- NO numbers, we wouldn't 1 to feel better abut himself than 12.
- No wins, No Losses, NO standings...all these things stratify and label our precious children.
- No pitching, No hitting...dangerous, unhealthy, stressful (bad for hearts)...there is always an outcome, a winner and a loser, we must not allow that.
- The term "game"...will be shifted to "gathering"...much more inclusive, and does not denote/infer and level of competition.
- Mounds will be leveled...NO ONE should EVER be above anyone else...how insensitive.
- Bases to be removed...Getting ahead by getting to a higher base is an potentially damaging emotional event...and why should home plate be More important?...sets a very,very bad example.
- WE take the lead in the race to be green...Basepaths to be planted in grass, makes our great game green and fights global warming.
- NO snackbar...lowers our Carbon Footprint.
- Now, The GATHERINGS?....here is how the Gatherings run...Everyone gets a name tag...Teams hold hands alternating between teams (Green, Red, Green...)...they skip around the field together. The team then forms a big circle in the middle of the field. A baseball (with a soft center) is given to one child randomly...while he has the ball he has to go around the circle and say he thinks each player is special. Each trip around the circle by the ball constitutes an inning.
Then, organic snacks and biodegradable trophies for all!
Now how about we have a group hug....AWWWW!
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