Whut 'bout my stawk in the HSBBWEB?

Bubba, whar yu bin hidin' of late? Ain't heer'd much outta yu, 'er yer Bownanza Baseball in quite a time. Seein' whar yu inkorpat'd "basherz" to the name? Whuz that meen?
How's old blue? Still litterin' some good pups?

bazebawlmom,

I haz bene quite buzy laytlee with tha showcasin' bizness. Me and Maw haz to hit tha cerkate perdy hard this time of yair to rake in tha $$$ fer this yairz yawt tripz. Fer sum reazin' tha shine bizness haz fallin' off (I thaynk Hiwassee and Fungo iz drankin' up tha profitz) and we haz to rely on the showkasin' $$$ frum all the suc..... err I meanz nize mawz and pawz willin to send juneyer to airy eventz soze thay kan be raynked.

Ole Blue iz fine an dandee, butt quite buzy this time uv yair with all tha ladeez comin' in seazon. He'z muved up in tha rakinz an iz #55 akkordin to' "Buyuue Bugler". Maw iz pressin' me to raze hiz stud fee to $10,000.00, but wez gonna wate till Julize raynkinz beforn we make tha chaynge. I figyer ifin he can muve up to #45 buy than wez can get anuther $1,000.00 per "vizit".

Staze in tuch.

Bubba