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I think crossdresssers use it in a variety of ways.

Duct tape: aka Southern bat grip tape

Duct Tape works great at holding a car fender in place temporarily ( No more than 3 years )

Also... great replacement car window.... same time limit!

You can also use it to patch holes in tents and in waders.

wife uses it to keep my mouth shut...........hurts like the dickens pullin it off,maybe i should shave the stache?

Double it over and you can tow other vehicles when chains ar not available.

Great for patching over the golf ball holes in the side of the house--especially when the vinyl siding is close to the same color.

As to why there are golf ball holes in the side of the house...
...son used to practice chipping over the house to a flag stick in the back yard.

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I think crosscheckers use duct tape in a variety of ways to keep crossdressers out of their way!

I find myself more concerned with cross wives, cross coaches, and cross clients. Somebody hand me a roll... I'll take care of this.

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Great for patching over the golf ball holes in the side of the house--especially when the vinyl siding is close to the same color.

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...son used to practice chipping over the house to a flag stick in the back yard.

JT: I'm pretty sure our boys must work out together. We finally had to replace our garage doors last fall. ...son tried to use the L-screen to try out his new driver... Neither the net nor the garage door beyond even slowed the ball down. How it missed the car I'll never know. Weeks later, the dog (big lab/golden mix) chewed the hole big enough to stick his head through. ...his own little window on the world. Not enough duct tape at Home Depot for that hole.

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
...soon they will be hot cross wives

Hard to notice the cross in that situation.

You can make an impromptu baseball out of it...

An "impromptu" bat....duh.

Bat- any stick will do

Bases:

1B: Corner of the house
2B: Empty beer box
3B: T-Shirt
HP: why the empty roll of tape of course...

Duct tape is great for holding down the cat when you have to clip its nails

I found a new use for duct tape on Saturday night. We hosted a party/sleepover for my daugher's high school cheerleading competition squad. We had 21 girls and 12 boys, but the boys had to go home at midnight. (what was I thinking to allow this? The party, that is, not sending the boys home.)

Anyway, some of the boys decided to take one of their instructors that graduated a year ago, and tie her up with duct tape. The wrapped it all around her, tied her hands together, arms to her torso. They wrapped it around her legs, just about everywhere except her mouth (Big mistake there). She was really bound up, if you know what I mean.

When they pulled the tape off her bare arms, you can imagine why I said big mistake on not taping her mouth. At least the guys shave their forearms before they tape them. I thought this poor girl was gonna kill them when the pulled the hair off her forearms.