GW, some guy named Borat stopped by while you were out....wanted to interview you for, I think, a documentary is what he said. Strange guy. He said he'd be back at 4am tomorrow.
I saw no mules, but the man was wearing a Speedo thong. Look, if you're going to start bringing guys like this around, Gee-Dub, it would be nice if you warned the rest of us first.
Pardon me fellas,...but has anyone see my pink frilly lacey curtains,..think the gals and I hung them up over the window in the second bathroom down the hall. We need them back so we can make holiday bonnets and aprons.
Oh,...and we some how musta left our Costco industrial size box of blue koolaide in there too. How did that happen? Ohhhh,...now I remember,..one of the gals said she was going to actually mix it up in there, in some sort of porcelin bowl (??? ) before she restocked your frig.
Hmmmm,....hey didn't someone post that your toilet bowl was kinda a bluuuue color? UT-OH!! ( um,..like woopsie,..TOTALLY sorry! That doesnt sound good. )
Shoot,..can some one palllease close the window in here? Its freeezin! Oh that reminds me,..you need more wood chopped for the fireplace. Hmmm,..wonder who might know a little somethin' about wood??? Anyone come to mind???
Sorry to have bothered ya guys,...just checkin in and had to get our curtains back. ( can't believe I found them stuffed under the couch cushions,...and I wont mention what else I found under there,..as once before,..
" ewwwww " ha! )
Left ya all a little X-mas tree by the fireplace,...you can just never decorate too early for the holidays.
Yes guys,..I did say holidays: only about 6 weeks til Christmas,..don't forget the wifey-pooos!! Shortstopmom has reminded you all,...now go buy the Missus something nice,..and remember, if ya want her to be happy, it cant have a cord attached to it. Well,..unless it has something to do with baseball,....baseball lamp, blender with baseballs painted on it,....vacumn with son's baseball team matching color replaceable bags, etc.
Just a little helpful hint from someone who has been there! ha!
I think Gotwood has some nifty airfresheners he might let you all use to decorate that tree with! Not only can be used as ornaments, but they do wonders for the aroma in here!
** Mindless tidbit: The woodsman doesn't like to mention it,..but rumor has it that Gotwood might be a long lost cousin to Martha S.
( Shhhh,...don't tell him I told ya! Gotta keep that info on the " down low ". Again,..it could just be a rumor,..and I'm not one to gossip. No sireee Bob, not me,...never.)
Oh,...and I left a bowl of Halloween candy on the kitchen counter, better eat that quick before the ants get to it,...fresh homebaked pumpkin pie is in the frig ( I swear we didnt mix it up in the bathroom this time! ).....I'm gonna leave the huntin' the turkey part up to you all this year. Last year those waskally birds got the best of me! ( who knew turkeys didnt like to be bathed in Calgon, fluffed with a blowdryer, or have their beaks polished, before being eaten??? Geesh! )
Happy holidays guys,.....off to bake and shop. Fa la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa,...tip toeing out!
Oh,...and we some how musta left our Costco industrial size box of blue koolaide in there too. How did that happen? Ohhhh,...now I remember,..one of the gals said she was going to actually mix it up in there, in some sort of porcelin bowl (??? ) before she restocked your frig.
Hmmmm,....hey didn't someone post that your toilet bowl was kinda a bluuuue color? UT-OH!! ( um,..like woopsie,..TOTALLY sorry! That doesnt sound good. )
Shoot,..can some one palllease close the window in here? Its freeezin! Oh that reminds me,..you need more wood chopped for the fireplace. Hmmm,..wonder who might know a little somethin' about wood??? Anyone come to mind???
Sorry to have bothered ya guys,...just checkin in and had to get our curtains back. ( can't believe I found them stuffed under the couch cushions,...and I wont mention what else I found under there,..as once before,..
" ewwwww " ha! )
Left ya all a little X-mas tree by the fireplace,...you can just never decorate too early for the holidays.
Yes guys,..I did say holidays: only about 6 weeks til Christmas,..don't forget the wifey-pooos!! Shortstopmom has reminded you all,...now go buy the Missus something nice,..and remember, if ya want her to be happy, it cant have a cord attached to it. Well,..unless it has something to do with baseball,....baseball lamp, blender with baseballs painted on it,....vacumn with son's baseball team matching color replaceable bags, etc.
Just a little helpful hint from someone who has been there!
ha! I think Gotwood has some nifty airfresheners he might let you all use to decorate that tree with! Not only can be used as ornaments, but they do wonders for the aroma in here!
** Mindless tidbit: The woodsman doesn't like to mention it,..but rumor has it that Gotwood might be a long lost cousin to Martha S.
( Shhhh,...don't tell him I told ya! Gotta keep that info on the " down low ". Again,..it could just be a rumor,..and I'm not one to gossip. No sireee Bob, not me,...never.)
Oh,...and I left a bowl of Halloween candy on the kitchen counter, better eat that quick before the ants get to it,...fresh homebaked pumpkin pie is in the frig ( I swear we didnt mix it up in the bathroom this time! ).....I'm gonna leave the huntin' the turkey part up to you all this year. Last year those waskally birds got the best of me! ( who knew turkeys didnt like to be bathed in Calgon, fluffed with a blowdryer, or have their beaks polished, before being eaten??? Geesh! )
Happy holidays guys,.....off to bake and shop. Fa la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa,...tip toeing out!
P.S. Quick question while I'm here: Does the jerky come in all 50 states? If I squint real hard,..look backwards over my right shoulder and sneeze just at the precise moment, it kinda looks like a flattened out state of Texas or perhaps maybe it looks more like a fat Florida. If it does indeed come in all 50 shaped states,..I'll take an order,..maybe two. Ya just never know when the kids might have a Geography school report and those would come in mighty handy!
that wasn't fondoo woody i said i can't doo.and that hunk of jerky i was savin cause it is nh.you got it upside down.i live on the sgt hulker,you know the big toe.anyway that is a big time ebay item,i thought we'd buy some fresh grocerys.mostly twinkies they never go bad.
funny story about that guy with the speedo. he told me he was wearying the thing to pickup woman,i told him when i was younger i'd allways heard if you put a potato in there the irish girls go wild.then he left. i was going through the fridge when he came back really upset at me. something about since he put the potato in all the woman were laghing at him. so i can't figure it out he don't look any different to me. he flips me off and turns to leave. i say's hey buddy tomorrow put the potato in the front.geez was that ugly.
funny story about that guy with the speedo. he told me he was wearying the thing to pickup woman,i told him when i was younger i'd allways heard if you put a potato in there the irish girls go wild.then he left. i was going through the fridge when he came back really upset at me. something about since he put the potato in all the woman were laghing at him. so i can't figure it out he don't look any different to me. he flips me off and turns to leave. i say's hey buddy tomorrow put the potato in the front.geez was that ugly.
quote:Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Vermont are too tiny and are considered to be a choking hazard..
I hate to say it,..but that incomplete answer mighta just brought your overall HSBBW response grade down to an A-.
Not too sure.... hummmmmm,.....thinking......
Nahhh,.....you've done lots of extra credit
( only about 3577 baziliion posts ) so I guess we'll let ya slide this time!
You've still got an A+ in my book!
( Perhaps I won't share the potato joke with the gals on the womans forum! I repeat,..like totally "ewwww". )
Then again,..I'm not really supposed to be over here anyways, so I wont complain.
AH HECK,
Woodman.
I Pick my TOOTH with Delaware.
EH
Woodman.
I Pick my TOOTH with Delaware.
EH
in new england we call that a summer smile................... summer your teeth are missing.your lucky to have two.
He look's like he has an OVERBITE.
EH
EH