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11 ON A ROPE

>Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one
>woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
>that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They
>weren't
>able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She
>said
>that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was
>used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in
>general,
>and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as
>she
>finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......
>
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Men are so stupid! Men are like frogs, a frog and a goose were trying to figure out how the frog could migrate south with the geese so he wouldn't have to be covered in mud all winter. The frog say's, "I've got it figured out,(isn't that so typical?) I've got a big mouth so I'll just hang on to your foot with my mouth"! The goose said, "that sounds like a great idea, but you have to remember to keep your mouth shut"! No problem say's Mr Frog,(he's important now) that's a piece of cake.
So they're on their way to florida flying through the air with the greatest of ease and the geese were talking and one said to the goose with the frog, "that was a really smart idea you guys had on how to get Mr Frog to florida, whose idea was that anyway"? Right away the frog pops up and say's,"MINE"...
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