2020 Early Commitment

YGD,

I wish you the best of luck with your early commitment to retiring.

Of course this isn't a biding obligation until you officially sign your NTTJASILC (Notional Take This Job And Shove It Letter of Commitment).

The signing window opens daily (or hourly) depending on the following:
1.) How much you've got
2.) How much your *****ion is worth
3.) How close you are to SS helping
4.) How many more of your children receive 50% scholarships at private schools
5.) Other personal circumstances

I've told some of the younger employees at my place of business, "If I'm still working at age 70, I've gone senile and you are authorized to put me away"

Kind of a backup plan...

Now were talking YGD.

Here he is:

A prospect to be sure. Too bad he's a righty.

That is way too cute!!!