Speaking for the
BCPA Society I would like to go on record as letting you know that we find the term
run to be not offensive at all.
In fact
run, as in
run to the nearest latrine, is the primary defense that we have to protect ourselves against this urgent scourge.
You can tell which of us among you are
BCPA active members. At baseball games we are the folks with the different looking and different sounding footgear on. They may sound a bit like baseball cleats on the pavement, but let me assure you...we aren't turning heads to impress you with the sound of our cool sounding spikes. We lace on these light weight, high performance spikes for a reason..."when you feel the flow, you gotta' go...and fast!"
We've cut a real good deal with
New Balance...the only drawback is that they have a very strict and unyielding
No Return policy...for any reason. See below for our
fleet foot fashion for fighting frustrating flow fiascos... The New Balance 'Latrine Sprinters', model LS 600, are a versatile, functional, and attractive spike suitable for distances up to 400 meters.
Worry free features include a patented 'I Mean Business!' menacing profile designed to discourage others waiting in line for the latrine ahead of you to quickly step aside or run the risk of receiving painful and unsightly puncture wounds on their backside..."hold the door 'cuz I'm coming through!".
The other worry free feature is the natural, organic yellow color highlights attractively incorporated into our design...if, for any reason, your 'urgency' is greater than your ability to reach the latrine then you will thanking your lucky stars that you are wearing the organic yellow LS 600's! And they're quick drying too!
Weight: 6oz (when bone dry), substantially more when wet. Cleaning: Pre-soak in vinegar, hand wash or hose rinse only. Line dry only...do not tumble dry. Satisfaction guaranpeed! No returns.
As we say..."Urine having fun when you're on the run!" Now if you happen to have 'urgency' concerns in another region...well have I got the footware for you!...