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The poor kid was a victim of circumstance, but not a victim of the league. When I was that age playing Pony baseball my coach was always on my back because I wasn't sliding properly. Thankfully I was never injured while sliding, but was it my coaches fault that I didn't do it right? No.

I'm kind of interested in what his injuries were and how it all happened. It sounds like some sort of freak injury.
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Originally posted by catcher09:
I broke my ego once when I slid in to 3rd - text book slide....but about two feet short of the bag. Friends gave me a hard time on that one for a couple of years and I still live with the pain...do I have a legal case here?


Do you have a legal case catcher09? Nope! Totally baseless...you missed it by a couple of feet!
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Wondering if anyone else saw the recent interview with Jim Bouton, just ripping Little League and other youth sports groups for raising a "generation of hot house plants" with respect to how kids and the game are treated these days.

Lawsuits like this are now everywhere, they are becoming countless..one suit against an ump for not calling the game fast enough as darkness approached, one by a coach hit by a bullpen wild pitch, etc. etc. etc.

And the youth sport rules. In many leagues, until the higher divisions no one is called out so they won't be "traumatized". No "negative" chatter is allowed (say my screen name at a game now and you're tossed). Little League now has countless "allstar" divisions so no one has their little feelings hurt and everyone is now an allstar and if you don't get selected, bound to be a lawsuit over that Roll Eyes
Here is another example of the madness. I was talking to a parent who was a volunteer umpire in his sons league. He told me that when a kid struck out they were instructed to say strike three your time at bat is over. when asked why he said they did not want to say out as it might upset the kids. I looked at him and asked if he was joking. he said no
Offensive Baseball Terms
Stricken Terminology in 2008

Walk-----------Offensive to Handicapped-Americans
Hit------------Offensive to Sicilian-Americans.
Score----------Offensive to Virgin-Americans
Run------------Offensive to Bladder Control Problem-
--Americans
Home Run-------Offensive to Homeless Americans
Double Switch--Offensive to Wife-Swapping Americans
Foul-----------Offensive to Smelly Americans
Mound----------Offensive to Dead Americans
Ten-Run Rule---Offensive to Really Bad Ballplaying
--Americans

Recomendation for 2009 Rules: Each coach posts a
$2,000,000 bond to defend against spurious lawsuits, and take a 3-hour s****r-sensitivity training class.
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Speaking for the BCPA Society I would like to go on record as letting you know that we find the term run to be not offensive at all.

In fact run, as in run to the nearest latrine, is the primary defense that we have to protect ourselves against this urgent scourge.

You can tell which of us among you are BCPA active members. At baseball games we are the folks with the different looking and different sounding footgear on. They may sound a bit like baseball cleats on the pavement, but let me assure you...we aren't turning heads to impress you with the sound of our cool sounding spikes. We lace on these light weight, high performance spikes for a reason..."when you feel the flow, you gotta' go...and fast!"

We've cut a real good deal with New Balance...the only drawback is that they have a very strict and unyielding No Return policy...for any reason. See below for our fleet foot fashion for fighting frustrating flow fiascos...



The New Balance 'Latrine Sprinters', model LS 600, are a versatile, functional, and attractive spike suitable for distances up to 400 meters.

Worry free features include a patented 'I Mean Business!' menacing profile designed to discourage others waiting in line for the latrine ahead of you to quickly step aside or run the risk of receiving painful and unsightly puncture wounds on their backside..."hold the door 'cuz I'm coming through!".

The other worry free feature is the natural, organic yellow color highlights attractively incorporated into our design...if, for any reason, your 'urgency' is greater than your ability to reach the latrine then you will thanking your lucky stars that you are wearing the organic yellow LS 600's! And they're quick drying too!

Weight: 6oz (when bone dry), substantially more when wet. Cleaning: Pre-soak in vinegar, hand wash or hose rinse only. Line dry only...do not tumble dry. Satisfaction guaranpeed! No returns.

As we say..."Urine having fun when you're on the run!"





Now if you happen to have 'urgency' concerns in another region...well have I got the footware for you!...

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