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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's b reast implants.

The i T i t will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their br easts and not listening to them.
"There are two kinds of people in this game: those who are humble and those who are about to be." Clint Hurdle
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Originally posted by shortstopmom:
IF THE DEMANDS FROM THE LADIES ARE NOT MET, REMOTE IS IN JEOPARDY OF BEING " BLING-ED " WITH SHINEY JEWELS & SEQUINS, PAINTED A HOT SHADE OF MOOTSIE TOOTSIE FLAMINGO PINK,....& ALL PRE-SET CHANNEL MEMORY WILL BE ERASED.


Guys....we better take this one SERIOUS!!! I've recently received intel from one of our field ops. Apparently, this is SSMomma's cell phone:



Apparently she knows how to accessorize and she's not afraid to use those skills!!!

Eek

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