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A rumor is floating around that ball clubs are looking to change the usual concession offerrings at games.

In order to comply with the various Flatulence Regulations, clubs may be limiting concession offerrings to foods that do not produce gastric distress or flatulence.

Whodathunkit.

Tofu dogs, veggie burgers and non-carbonated drinks are being looked at as posible alternatives.

Another alternative that is fan friendly but does not limit human emmisions is presently on sale.

http://bensbiz.mlblogs.com/arc...the_fifth_third.html
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It’s about time!

If we don't do something fast our whole continent will sink and we will all die. What a mess we have made for our children to inherit. I was afraid that taxing pigs and cows on farms was as far as they would go with this, but people flatulate every bit as much as moose and elephants. We need to take this crisis seriously before we all perish.

We each should wear a meter afixed to our buttocks that can measure our emmissions and be taxed accordingly. Hasn't anybody read "Diet for a Small Planet"?!

If we would just do away with all meat production and consumption, we would be able to avoid these draconion policies.

I am glad our current administration takes these issues seriously!

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