baseball game, I would like to offically declare an early beginning of Moose hunting season - throughout the United States.
Original Post
Replies sorted oldest to newest
Don't shoot! I think our Brown and Fuzzy Hero did a wonderful job under circumstances which were difficult at best!
(Spoken by a barely-contributing member of the *winning* team.) 
Moose - Its whats for dinner.
The Bullwinkle is appalled at the lack of respect and the disregard for the feelings for Moosekind . This is the exact reason we Mooses have created NAAMM. (National Association for the Advancement of Moose Mammals) The history of the NAAMM, is one of blood sweat and tears. From bold investigations of mob brutality, protests of mass murders, segregation and discrimination, to testimony before congressional committees on the vicious tactics used to bar Mooses from the ballot box, it was the talent and tenacity of NAAMM members that saved lives and changed many negative aspects of American society. While much of its history is chronicled in books, articles, pamphlets and magazines, the true movement lies in the faces, and antlers to awaken the conscientiousness of a people, and a nation. This is the legacy of the NAAMM!
From the ballot box to the classroom, the dedicated workers, organizers, and leaders who forged this great organization and maintain its status as a champion of social justice, fought long and hard to ensure that the voices of Mooses would be heard. The legacy of those pioneers such as William Moose, Thurgood Mooser and Roy B Mooseman and the hundreds of thousands of nameless faces who worked tirelessly can not and must not be forgotten.
Bullwinkle J Moose has ascended from a poor but loving family, escaped possible a lynching, and has been shoot at more times than 50cent. Bullwinkle was the first to graduate from High School from his family and due to a scholarship from the NAAMM, was able to start school at Whatsamatter University, then graduated from MIT. Bullwinkle J Moose, a computer wizard to the nth degree started in the mailroom of the HSBBWeb League, yet worked up his way thru the organization. The only reason Bullwinkle was named Commissioner to the HSBBWeb League, was due to the fact that someone took a shot at Bullwinkle during Moose season, missed and killed the past Commissioner Boy B. Sherman. (may he rest in peace) Bullwinkle J Moose has attained more in his life than most Mooses has ever achieved. Mr. Moose rules the HSBBWeb League with a respect for honesty and love of baseball. Mr. Moose is hard on players that break the rules, yet will forgive an honest mistake.
It is unconceivable that Moose season would be reopened and then has the audacity of certain poster to publish a photo of Bullwinkle J Moose’s sister, bother-in-law, and child. Have you no soul? Now, you want to eat them?
The vision of the National Association for the Advancement of Moose Mammals is to ensure a society in which all Mooses have equal rights and there is no racial hatred or racial discrimination.
The NAAMM will be calling, attorneys have been notified and retained.
From the ballot box to the classroom, the dedicated workers, organizers, and leaders who forged this great organization and maintain its status as a champion of social justice, fought long and hard to ensure that the voices of Mooses would be heard. The legacy of those pioneers such as William Moose, Thurgood Mooser and Roy B Mooseman and the hundreds of thousands of nameless faces who worked tirelessly can not and must not be forgotten.
Bullwinkle J Moose has ascended from a poor but loving family, escaped possible a lynching, and has been shoot at more times than 50cent. Bullwinkle was the first to graduate from High School from his family and due to a scholarship from the NAAMM, was able to start school at Whatsamatter University, then graduated from MIT. Bullwinkle J Moose, a computer wizard to the nth degree started in the mailroom of the HSBBWeb League, yet worked up his way thru the organization. The only reason Bullwinkle was named Commissioner to the HSBBWeb League, was due to the fact that someone took a shot at Bullwinkle during Moose season, missed and killed the past Commissioner Boy B. Sherman. (may he rest in peace) Bullwinkle J Moose has attained more in his life than most Mooses has ever achieved. Mr. Moose rules the HSBBWeb League with a respect for honesty and love of baseball. Mr. Moose is hard on players that break the rules, yet will forgive an honest mistake.
It is unconceivable that Moose season would be reopened and then has the audacity of certain poster to publish a photo of Bullwinkle J Moose’s sister, bother-in-law, and child. Have you no soul? Now, you want to eat them?
The vision of the National Association for the Advancement of Moose Mammals is to ensure a society in which all Mooses have equal rights and there is no racial hatred or racial discrimination.
The NAAMM will be calling, attorneys have been notified and retained.
Dear Moose,
That was a wonderful story.
On the other hand - I just called Grandma Itsinthegame - and she gave me a great recipe for Moose Scallopini - over clams.
P.S. Cong - You got the one on the left - I will take the one on the right.
That was a wonderful story.
On the other hand - I just called Grandma Itsinthegame - and she gave me a great recipe for Moose Scallopini - over clams.
P.S. Cong - You got the one on the left - I will take the one on the right.
"When they give animals guns....hunting will be a sport."
---- George Carlin
---- George Carlin
O - LOL
No sport - just dinner.
No sport - just dinner.
Mr Moose ...
I hope you realize that Mr Itsinthegame's opinions and viewpoints do not represent the thoughts and ideas of the majority of your HSBBW admirers. FWIW, the only kind of "moose" we eat in our house is chocalate mousse !!!
I hope you realize that Mr Itsinthegame's opinions and viewpoints do not represent the thoughts and ideas of the majority of your HSBBW admirers. FWIW, the only kind of "moose" we eat in our house is chocalate mousse !!!
Save The Chocolate Mousse!
You can't have your mousse and eat it to!
You grille MOOSE with hot sauce after marinating it for three days--the meat is real tuff and chewy
By the way have you seen a blonde moose???
By the way have you seen a blonde moose???