Beezer's tip of the day

Gee Beez...thanks!

With my eyesight the way it is anymore I wasn't sure what those little guys in the bottom right of each of my posts were up to. I can tell that there are three of them...that's about it.

The first looks like one of the spy guys from Mad magazine...I thought that's odd, but funny.

The second looks like a lunch bucket with a glass tumbler dropping by...again odd, but "hey, at least they're trying".

The third looks like a picture from the backside of my U.S. one dollar bill...a gentle reminder, perhaps, for each of us to pony up occasionally and help mom out.

I'm unclear on one of your statements though Beez..."when a webster makes a mistake in a post".

I guess you haven't noticed Beez...we're all immune from that...we never, ever mkae mishtakes Booz...that's for curtain!

testing just testing

I like the self-editing software, which fixes "naughty words like...
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and, most of all...
****

This way, I don't have to ******** edit.

Hij**ked Beez!

butt .. why is thier no "hide post" buttun for the first post in teh topik??

oops .. should be "topic"

make that "the topic"

quote:

Originally posted by Bee>:

Ahem...Bee>..you've got a piece of breakfast sausage stuck beteween your teeth. There's a toothpick with an eraser on the lower right.

Beezer,...you've got the job.
Consider yourself hired!

I caution you though,..the pay is cheap,..as in null/void/zippo/nada.

Beez, Maybe some people try to shy away from using those buttons.... ya know.... perhaps a bad experience in the past or something!!!

I have done this very thing. I go to hit the edit button, but my mouse decides it wants to click on the quote button. I have since changed mouse's.

You know taz...in order for a mouse to perform properly you have to feed them every so often...like a reward of sorts...otherwise they tend do do want they want.

wood, it got cheese every know and then. When the kids would drop it from a sandwich.

You have to warn kids about the dangers of dropping cheese...


St. John's Ready for Flying Cheese

St. John Ambulance volunteers are ready to tackle one of their most unusual duties on Monday - administering first aid to people injured by flying cheese.

Each year thousands of people gather to watch others chase Double Gloucester cheeses down the hill.

Injuries can include cuts, grazes, bruises, broken bones and dislocations as well as head injuries.

The traditional event on Bank Holiday Monday can result in injuries to the crowds from flying cheese.

Every year, the team of St John Ambulance first aiders, doctors, nurses and ambulance crews treat around 35 injuries to spectators or to people who injured.

"People get hit by flying cheese." said Jim Jones, St. John Ambulance operations training manager.

"It is undoubtedly one of the strangest duties we do every year."

Note: Paraphrased from BBC News report.

quote:

Originally posted by lafmom:
Beez, Maybe some people try to shy away from using those buttons.... ya know.... perhaps a bad experience in the past or something!!!

Laf - That's a different button all together!!!

Only on the HSBBWeb would we all get to laugh all the way through 17 posts in a "technical help" thread!

quote:

Originally posted by MN-Mom:
Only on the HSBBWeb would we all get to laugh all the way through 17 posts in a "technical help" thread!

Sheesh....I hear ya MN-Mom. What a bunch of characters those guys are.

You know mom...there really should be some type of prize or reward for all of this hard, brain wrecking...ahem wracking work. What do think mom?

Perhaps a...




And Beez...we may be characters...and you would rejoice if we would just go away, but don't you get any silly idea like rubbing us out!

Talk about timely tips. I had just hit post when I saw a couple of typos. The next thread was yours. Voila...corrections made. Thanks.

Hah! Don't encourage him Tom...he'll be diagramming the proper way to floss and peel new potatoes next...just you wait!

I can see it now...in all of the weeklies and shoppers...

Hints From Beezer-eze!

I want to know how Beez is going to come up with a new tip everyday.

There's something you should know about Beez...he's fond of the ponies...and he knows many others who share his delights...there will be no shortage of tips...they're scattered all over the floor after each race...he'll find them...don't worry.

ide bee up al nit fickzing mie preeveas postes but i dano howe ta uz spelchec.

butt nowe i kin ad! did i doo it?

quote:

by Innocent Bystander:
ide bee up al nit fickzing mie preeveas postes but i dano howe ta uz spelchec?

translation: my trailer that Bee> had been using is finally back in my yard!! yikes!!!

It's no wonder that Innocent Bystander missed his dear old trailer.



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Wow, did someone just hit a big button or something!?!? I was having trouble responding to a PM followed by couldn't get back to mainwebsite. Then got logged on and I was all by myself!!

That was weird!

Did it look like this lafmom?



When it is pushed it may make some people feel weird and lonely...and perhaps a little confused.

It is apparent that you are not familiar with this particular coalition of feelings and mood...just remember lafmom...some people pay good money for that sensation...for some of us it comes rather easily!

Hey Mr!! I didn't hit any button! Be careful or I'm calling the misses on you! I've never looked up and been the only person logged on... that was very weird!

Or perhaps very special!

LOL you charmer!!

So I've been told...



Just so there is no confusion...I'm the one wearing the headgear.

lafmom ...

I have been in that same situation several times over the course of my life with HSBBW ... but then, I suffer from insomnia and it is not unusual for me to be awake at 2 or 3 a.m. ... all by myself (don't want to be all by myself anymore ... but I digress)

quote:

Originally posted by bkekcs:
I want to know how Beez is going to come up with a new tip everyday.

I never said they'd all be publicized did I?

Well gee whiz Beez...if you won't publicize can we at least talk you into this...


Martinize or publicize Beez...we'll wait...for an hour!

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Isn't retroactively changing your posts...

...like going back and changing the scorebook?

44
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Well you know 44 some posts just don't hold up too well under scrutiny or perhaps adverse weather or just from being all wet all of the time...Take a look...would you change this one?




I'm sure Beezer-eze has some advice on this...right Beezer-eze?

No, no...excuse me. We shouldn't rely on Beezer-eze for this one...we need someone more technically oriented...some one like this...



.....Beez the Builder....

quote:

Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
It's no wonder that Innocent Bystander missed his dear old trailer.



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I finally get my wide screen back!!!
Just in time for march MADNESS! Bee, I see she let you back in the house.
You can still stop by for a few cold ones now and then.(byob) Yep, I'm in the dog house, but it's a beaut! She's a dandy!!!